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The American Lung Association’s Baby Wheezing Commercial
Holy balls. I just saw this advertisement on TV by the American Lung Association. Yeah, holy balls. What an adroit use of babies as a mechanism for guilt. I say bravo to the American Lung Association...
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Rev. Al Sharpton’s Blueberry Pie Promo (VIDEO)
Al Sharpton loves blueberry pie. And metaphors. Sharpton has been anchoring PoliticsNation on MSNBC for about four months now. Obviously, he’s earned his own promo. There’s no way in hell Sharpton is...
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Could Rick Perry’s ‘Strong’ Ad be More Predictable?
Rick Perry promises war on homosexuals and religious freedom Millard Fillmore’s Bathtub I knew I had to write something about this after seeing it. However, Ed Darrell expresses the same sentiments as...
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Marijuana for Children with ADHD?
So that’s a very old story from Countdown. But I just found it so let’s pretend it’s new. I’m not one of those potheads who claim marijuana cures everything. However, I do think that when it comes down...
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Politifact Lies
Politifact is a news organization that measures the truthiness of political statements. Well, they’re liars now too. Politifact Has Decided That A Totally True Thing Is The “Lie Of The Year,” For Some...
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Reasons Mormons are Weird: Volume One
Surfing through the sewer that is American internet news publications, I came across the following story, which is an elaboration upon an issue msnbc.com has covered at least once prior: Mormon Church...
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Senility
I had one of those moments today where I though of something really good to write about. And then life threw a minor distraction my way, diverging my train of thought for a matter of mere seconds. Next...
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Understanding the Death of Trayvon Martin
I was going to write something about this story (VIDEO), in which a seventeen-year-old black boy named Trayvon Martin was shot and killed by a white man named George Zimmerman who judged him to be “up...
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DMT Q&A with John Jr
As those of you who follow EWWTY know, I published an article last month detailing my experience with DMT. If you haven’t read it you should do so now, it’s really good – and I’m rarely willing to say...
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“Honey Boo Boo”– Shitty Television or Exploitation?
I came across this article on nbcnews.com the other day. It contemplates the nature of the TLC program Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. Namely, whether it constitutes entertainment or exploitation. I would...
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Death and Vexation
I hate to put a damper on what’s an otherwise lighthearted blog. But that’s life. An individual with whom I shared an inimitable relationship died a month ago. A month ago tomorrow. Assuming I finish...
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The Volkswagen Super Bowl Commercial & Vainglorious White People
Some people just love being offended. I hate people like that. I bring this up because Volkswagen posted a commercial on Youtube which is slated to run during the 2013 Super Bowl. I learned of it while...
View ArticleMy First Interview
I kind of made a big hullabaloo like three months ago over my commitment toward writing again. About a month and a half later I published the saga of my Adderall addiction. It took me that long to...
View ArticleDMT Series: Peter Meyer – Part One
In 1992, Peter Meyer published Apparent Communication with Discarnate Entities Induced by Dimethyltryptamine (DMT) on his website Serendipity (which is still active today – if you’re curious what the...
View ArticleI am Everything Wrong With Today’s Youth
I guess you could say I’m everything wrong with today’s youth. I am a product of the Digital Age. I have always had access to any and all information I could ever want in a matter of seconds. I grew up...
View ArticleWhat Can You Do With a Liberal Arts Degree?
This might come off as arrogant, but I like to think I’m a pretty smart guy. I always got good grades, went to good schools, and made good decisions – until I went to college; at least that was my...
View ArticleWhy People Do Drugs
by Vegter Animus from ProjectiAmYoublog.wordpress.com There is a systemic problem in our culture that is not addressed in schools, by government programs or by mainstream media. Finding a great job...
View ArticleAn Open Letter to the Potheads of the World
Dear stoners and druggies alike, As we know all too well, weed gets kind of a bad rap. Let’s face it: drug use in general gets one hell of a bad rap. It seems everyone knows someone whose life was...
View ArticleWhy I Love Read Receipts
Read receipts have achieved a certain level of infamy in the smartphone world. It’s understandable that people are wary of such a feature. Allow me to explain, for the dwindling race of...
View ArticleTripping on Sassafras (a.k.a. MDA)
11:07pm (on a Monday): For some reason I decided to ingest a drug my friend referred to as Sassafras, which is just slang for MDA. I have no idea what to expect. I’ve never done MDA. I do, however,...
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